It’s a terrible way to measure the performance of city streets, but when Hoffer disclosed his times on Eighth Avenue – an average of 7 minutes, 9 seconds to make the 11-block drive from 23rd Street to 34th Street during seven tests over two days — the results sounded so ludicrous, even for Midtown, that we thought: Two can play this game.
Streetsblog ran five tests during the evening rush (between 4 p.m. and 7 p.m.) on Wednesday and Thursday. Instead of driving Streetsblog’s Mobile Unit SUV, I took cabs. ABC Eyewitness News helpfully blared on Taxi TV every time.
The average trip time? Four minutes, 37 seconds, about two and half minutes quicker than ABC’s average, and a minute and a half longer than the average in DOT’s report. I was unable to replicate ABC’s 7-minute-plus average, with the longest run coming in at 5:37. The fastest run clocked in well below DOT’s average at 2:37.
Here’s the secret to ABC’s report: Traffic, especially in Midtown, can be a crapshoot. Anyone familiar with this part of Eighth Avenue knows that traffic can snarl between 31st and 34th Streets near Penn Station. Sometimes it can be a quick ride through, and sometimes you’re stuck behind someone getting in a cab or a driver turning through a crowded crosswalk.