What brand is the motorcycle, btw? I guess it's a Harley, but I'd be tickled if it's Japanese model or somesuch. Trek is a U.S. company, after all. (Though a bike in that line is most likely made in the ROC or PRC.)

It looks not only like his tire is not inflated (could be suffering a puncture) but also his seat seems to be too low. I guess he does not get to ride too much on that bike (btw. that Trek gives a much better impression than Sen. Kerry's who-knows-how-many-thousands-of-dollars Serotta).

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic' and 'different.'

Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're an American story.

If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, and you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, then you're well-grounded.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2 daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, left your ill wife, and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

If your husband is called 'First Dude', has a DWI conviction, didn't register to vote until 25, and was a member of a group that advocated secession of Alaska from the USA, yours is the quintessential American family.

And, finally, if you're famous for your quick temper, you're the one to have your finger on the red nuclear button.

and I would add:

If your husband was a member of a group that advocated secession from the US, so you and he would no longer be American citizens, then you are proud to be an American.