Caption Contest: MTA Public Outreach Strategy

The MTA invites members of the public to a hearing on proposed fare changes.
Who is going to come up with the best caption for this photo?

The MTA invites members of the public to a hearing on proposed fare changes.
Who is going to come up with the best caption for this photo?
Crooked finances, crooked posters.
90 degrees.. why that's the temperature of the station platforms too!
MTA likes its public prone.
MTA: Giving it to you straight.
"Attention: This is now an L Train running on the 7 line"
"the harder they try, the more they fail."
"the harder they "try," the more they fail."
"Ooops."
We're going to need $23 million in capital funds, $17 million in annual operating revenue and $117 million for annual debt service if the City expects us to meet our obligation to hang posters right-side-up.
Please Ignore the Fine Print
MTA - We can't do anything right!
Proudly screwing it up for the people of New York. Can we have more money now?
"Gghghszzszmmbeepbmmzzz."
MTA. Going Our Way.
MTA tells interested New Yorkers to get bent
Finally, the City no longer discriminates against people lying down in the subway. Rudy is really gone.
Give us the money, or all the signage gets it.
We hope riders take our latest fare hike lying down.
As if people came to public hearings in the first place
I think Ken just nailed it, but...I was thinking movies and movie posters and sequels...
Sideways 2: Subway Electric Boogaloo
MTA seeks federal funding for staff training on common sense.
Original poster for Paul Giamatti's film, "Sideways"
Going to work: $2
Going home: $2
Going to see a movie: $2
Going back home: $2
The percentage of your hard earned money take from you through taxes towards Transit use: $[insert your amount]
Getting F**ed by the people you pay to keep your transit system reliable and pleasant to use (and those who hang the posters advising you of public hearings concerning that same transit system that you are paying for): Priceless
For everything else there is MetoCard.
Accepted at every smelly Subway station and each late bus in New York.
Signs of crooked public priorities and a crooked public process.
Pobody's Nerfect!
Listen up!
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