Going Nowhere Fast

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This weekend's City section of the New York Times featured a mind-blowing essay by children's-book writer Sarah Shey about her habit of taking her one-year-old son out for drives in the city -- drives with no destination or purpose in mind, in which she crossed and recrossed the Brooklyn Bridge endless times.

Shey, who is originally from Iowa, writes that she missed "the pristine geometry of vacant blacktops, where a car can travel at least mile a minute, stair-stepping from field to unclothed field and not meet a patrol car." So she decided to try to recreate her family's bygone post-supper aimless-driving ritual here in the big city. You really have to read the whole thing to believe it, but here are some highlights:

Supper hour didn't work for us in Brooklyn. We had both traffic patterns and my son's schedule to consider. So early Saturday morning it was. My son and I got to escape our cavelike apartment. My husband got to lounge in bed for a few extra hours. And the best part of the deal: I got to concentrate on the road - not, for a change, on my family.

Our nondestination of choice was the Brooklyn Bridge. Back and forth we'd drive - sometimes 10 or 12 times - as if we were on autopilot. I leaned back into the bucket seat of my hatchback, whose posture recalled a dromedary. My hand squeezed the automatic clutch as if it were a stick shift, and for the first time in a week I felt in control.

My destiny was clear: to span the East River. The green light flashed above Tillary Street. I smashed down the accelerator, and with its 130-horsepower engine, my car attacked the 1.5-mile route with exhaust streaking behind us, I imagined, like a contrail.


Shey discovers a few little hitches in her unfettered freedom, like traffic regulations:

For the first couple of times, I took the Manhattan-bound Chambers Street exit, ignoring the "No Turns" sign, and spun around as soon as I passed the triangular traffic divider, a risky maneuver. I didn't want to make that a habit; I was well acquainted with the New York Police Department. Once, on Tillary Street, opposite Brooklyn's main post office, I got pulled over by a police officer. He had found fault with my decision to circumvent a backlogged entrance to the Brooklyn Bridge by cutting across two lanes of traffic while waving my arm out the window. I pushed open my door.
"Ma'am, stay in your car," the officer said. "Do you realize what I pulled you over for?"

"Gosh, I know I did something terribly wrong, sir. It felt terribly wrong."

He looked into my eyes. "Ma'am, among other things, you ran a red light. " I'll let you off with a warning.

"Oh, thank you, sir. It's a very confusing approach. I'll do a better job next time."

Luck wouldn't always be on my side. It was time to find a legal route.


Luck was indeed with Shey, and the hapless pedestrians and bicyclists cluttering the streets she felt called to zoom down, unhampered by silly conventions like traffic lights and lane markings. Not because she didn't get a ticket, but because she didn't injure anyone as her car "attacked" her chosen route.

It apparently never occurred to her that she might need to create a new family ritual for Saturday mornings, one more suited to life in New York -- like, say, going for a walk. For Shey, evidently, standing on her own two feet doesn't afford as much freedom as burning oil on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Photo: Todd Heisler for the New York Times