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by Aaron Donovan
“These new compact Prius cars make it so much easier to park on the sidewalk”
It is much harder to caption an image that casts the DOT in a positive light!
“The DOT Proves Shrinkage is Possible.”
“How does NYC DOT measure up?”
“NYC DOT is Downsized”
“NYC DOT Inferiority Complex Further Fueled by Increased Fuel Efficiency”
“Quick Iris, hop back into the Prius.”
I think the DOT shrinkage one hits the spot.
DOT offers to take on limousine liberals in a drag race.
DOT solves Times Square’s “pedlock” problem by completely banning pedestrians.
Parking on your sidewalk is the ultimate luxury.
I think humanity is more important than nationality.
“There seems to be a clear policy niche for a Mayoral candidate to win transit riders. Someone who champions their interests would have a real shot at differentiating themselves from the pack.”
– Glenn In response to "Today's Headlines"