Streetsblog New York City

you gotta love Iris’s new incentive program. Only 6,000 more miles and i get a promotion

“So I says to Iris, I says, ‘Iris, if the two packs a day don’t kill me, why sweat about the three tanks of secondhand exhaust?’”

what does the dot have to say about the incident regarding the young filmmaker biking to work, and was killed. The DOT every project they do takes em forever there worse than the New York City Board of Ed!

Hey! That metal construction plate is only 2 inches high! You know DOT regs say at least three.

*Cough, cough, hack!*

“DOT is the Philip Morris of the New York City streetscape.”

or, for the anagramatically inclined:

“DOT : New York City Streetscape :: Philip Morris : Your Lungs”

“If you can’t be part of the solution, be part of the problem!”

ah, drivin’ and smokin’.
if i was honkin’, dis would be da best.

Secretly, I like traffic.

DOT worker heads out for a cigarette break.

“I also left some toast burning in the toaster for the trifecta.”

“Hey you — get yer bloody carcass off my hood!”

“Subway, God no; you can’t smoke on the subway.”

Multitasking for job security! I don’t fix traffic. I AM traffic! NO TRAFFIC = NO JOB. I’m in no hurry to solve any problems. > Between the tailpipe on this DOT P.O.S. and 20 cigarettes a day, I’m also doing my part to pollute the air.

Even tobacco-addicted civil servants need love!